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All Time Number One Superstar Mom!

So we took a class at the hospital yesterday called "Infant Care."  I was amazed at how many people seem to think they're giving birth at Seattle Grace. Good LORD people! Put down the television remote...

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I confess to you...

...that the other day I became "One of those people that I hate." But I really, really, really didn't mean to. You have to believe me.  I was just kind of in my own world, floating around in my head -...

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By The Way...

I er... had the baby.  In case you totally rely on this blog for all things Kristen.It was 6 months ago today so it seems like the right time to post this. Vivienne Ripley Rutherford was born on...

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Cause when you think of me...

  ...you think, "football." Lately I've been working with the very funny Jeff Sloniker on a series of sketches for "The Daily Habit" on Fuel TV.  My idea is always "Kick someone in the balls."  Did you...

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Which is creepier?

The beady eyes I twittered about, or the fact that moments after I twittered about it, my daughter did this?Pin It

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Exterminate your finances!

This was $3500 at HD Buttercup. Better than a garden gnome & Buddha is so passe; - yes?Pin It

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Death Row

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Don't We Love It Now?

I lost count of how many times we listened to "This is Halloween" today - i guess somewhere around the 15th re-start. I'm still not sick of it. Especially since Vivi is doing her best impressions of...

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Birthday Cake Before & After

Vinny's birthday 2012

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O hai, creepy.

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Pixie Hollow Birthday Cake

I HAD to share this birthday cake that I made for Vivienne's birthday party. I HAD to. Because I am super proud of it, and I love it so much. Cake making is my jam. This year, Vivienne is way into the...

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Pirate Cupcakes

Arrrrr

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Mini Fairy House Tutorial

I posted a picture of some fairy houses that Vivi and I made last month, and a bunch of folks asked what we did, so I thought I'd share it here. Bear with me, I'm doing this on my phone, because why...

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Quickie Fairy Garden Cupcakes

We whipped these up for our Memorial Day barbecue. Vivi wanted them to look like a fairy garden. White "wedding cake" cake with "wedding cake" frosting. The almond extract is what makes these so so so...

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Black & White Cake

This used to be my favorite cake combination many moons ago. Bringing it back with the wedding cake recipe (almond extract & buttermilk make it a winner,) and a simple chocolate icing.

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Snow Cone Syrup

Yesterday Vivi & I sent Vinny on a scavenger hunt for his Fathers Day gifts. One of them was a small snow cone machine. Yes it was an impulse buy, how could you tell? It didn't come with any...

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Remembering and Teaching about 9/11

Sometimes the gorgeous weather in LA makes me catch my breath, because 12 years later, it reminds me of the morning of 9/11 in NYC. Anyone who was in the city that September morning will usually start...

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Rainbow Star Cake

Here's a cake I made for our friend Ella who turned two this month! This involved 10 bags of colored frosting, several star tips, and a lot of dishwashing. Dude. A LOT of dishwashing.

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Interview with The Parentalist

Many moons ago, I reviewed Sarah & Andrew Spear's book My Little Geek. They recently launched a new website called "The Parentalist," and asked if I would speak with them. I had a lovely chat with...

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WHO ARE WE KIDDING

I don't blog anymore. 

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